Hi guys ,gals and fellow freemen of the land, I have decided to start a new blog to discuss freeman of the land concepts.
I challenge anyone to enter into debate on the freeman methodology which I believe is sound and can stand up to barristers and solicitors questions.
Come on guys send people here and we can debate.
Can you tell the people how you successfully withdrew your consent to statutory legislation?
ReplyDeleteI haven't given you consent to use my electrons! Get off my screen!
ReplyDeleteI invoke the power of Natural Law!
Hi my name is bones and i'm a bit thick will the freeman on the land be suitable for me?
ReplyDeleteFreeman on the land is especially suitable for one as thick as you, bones.
ReplyDeleteYour inability to think for yourself or enter into any kind of debate, plus the fact that your only skill is to throw moronic insults at others makes you a perfect mark for the con man.
Don't forget to kiss my feet when you sign off.
That's really cool but i must say i'm not prepared to give up any of the benefits of the current society including but not limited too and with all my rights preserved in vinegar welfare,welfare,welfare and welfare. Plus i will still want free health care,education for my kid and my wife's further 18 children. As longs as these things remain i will definitely be interested in being a freeman. I am highly skilled at the use of homophobic insults and have an amazing capacity to believe any old rubbish especially when spoken by someone as well versed at speaking absolute tosh as your good self.
ReplyDeleteKeep up the revolution as you are an inspiration to potential freemen everywhere.
I used to be a moderator on the Icke site, but got stripped of my status for being a biased stupid pillock.
ReplyDeleteI still blindly follow freeman on the land even though i know deep down its bullshit, I do have to cling to something to justify my existence as a freeloader
i'm sorry to hear that melonclone and i hope you find remedy with those that have stripped you of such a very,very important job. Can i say you did a fine job of banning those who question freeman theories, it just won't do to have the theory held up to scrutiny and found wanting. I was particularly impressed by your answers to those who wanted proof by saying "find it in your heart", very inspiring. I am also deeply moved by the way you fight against the urge to ban homophobic posters, it greatly helped me practice my own homophobic insults, thanks my universal love brother
ReplyDeleteHello Rob
ReplyDeleteits the legend that is Yozhik here, Im the half wit who never makes a point from David Ickes forum, I also never decide on the definition of a word, I just go around in circles pissing about trying to sound clever.
Hey it's yozhik, come join the party but please not a weetabix party, eh yozhik
ReplyDeleteHi, yozhik.
ReplyDeleteGlad to see you are still consuming two pages of the dictionary every morning for breakfast so that you may continue to spout continuous verbal diarrhoea. Using those words that causes the likes of JB to go scurrying to the dictionary sure makes you appear more clever than the unemployed fuckwit you really are.
bones, of course you can carry on claiming benefits. That is the essence of Freeman on the Land. We pay for nothing and scrounge everything of the pay and obey crowd. Oh, by the way will you be sending your subscription to the WFS soon? I need some new shoes.
Hi rob, unfortunately i can't subscribe to the WFS as of yet, i need all my money to pay my Sky Sports subscription, i'm a big Birmingham City fan. I have an idea though, i could send you my kids free school clothes vouchers and you could get a new pair of shoes or you could tell us what size you are and what style you like (high heels,sling backs,pumps whatever) and i'll use the vouchers and get you a pair. I'll send them to you thru the post though i won't use a stamp cause there is no way i'm liking the arse of the Queen.
ReplyDeletelisten you £^%??*^%&& ^%$**&^((££ why dont you all just f%&** off, you co**su**ing motherf***ing *ags
ReplyDeleteHi its Rob here, as a freeman of the land you are not a person and you are not bound by statutes, if you dont believe me look at the definition of person in the Interpretation Act and........ oh dear....hang on a minute...can I get back to you on that, I need to do some more research
ReplyDeleteDid you know your birth certificate is a tradeable bond worth $8 million dollars and you can get access to that money by a process in which you write accepted for value across any utility bill you get and they just take the payment from your bond.
ReplyDeleteThe birth certificate is what defines you as a person in law and as such the money is available to the human being and.....errr....wait a minute, I think thats back to front, the money is available to the human being but not the person....I think.
hold on, hold on.....if you have to be a person to get the money then I would make sure you dont use the "I am not a person" excuse in court.
I'm not sure I have thought this through...let me get back to you
Hi my name is David Icke and i believe the Queen and Kris Kristofferson (who knew?) are lizards and other silly stuff that stupid people will give me money to tell them about. How can i get some of that freeman dollar when you have the market sown up with your comprehensive dvd package? BTW i am impressed that you can charge 250 bucks for that old shite when i can only get 30 bucks for my stuff.
ReplyDeleteThe above posts about Jargon Buster have been removed to ensure total bias in favour of freeman on the land.
ReplyDeleteThis is to ensure consistency with all other freeman blogs/forums.
well done rob, we don't want any dissent in our freeman utopia, freemen will do, say and think exactly what the top freemen say they should, it's the only way to be truly free
ReplyDeletehi my name is britishnick and i'm even thicker than bones (i know it's hard to believe but it's true) i am a loyal freeman. I believe that using words like imoralness shows the vast scope of my intellect and my ideas are brilliant. Even though i'm barely educated,illiterate and delusional i feel i am capable of forming new common law courts,new peace officers and a new banking system, all before breakfast as well. Even though i don't have a clue how to do fuck all i feel that i am self important enough to know what everybody else needs. I also know a real thick fucker called girlgye who can endlessly post utter shite that no one knows what the fuck she's going on about, she's even been to prison a few times because her freeman bullshit has failed ever time she's been to court yet she still thinks it true, therefore i think we both would be an asset to the this silly movement. Oh if you have any very expensive dvd's with lies and shite comedy on them and are charging hundreds of dollars for them i will save up my benefits and buy them but only if they are really expensive. Thanks, peace (only for freemen mind non freemen can fuck off and die)
ReplyDeletehey rob please have a bath i'm lonely and sad and it's been a while
ReplyDeletehello guys its grilgye here, the most paranoid lunatic on the internet.
ReplyDeleteI used to have three successful businesses before my new found freedom, all gone to the wall now, doesn't matter though because I'm free.
All my old friends have deserted me, mostly because they used to work for me, but they are all sheeple now so f**k em.
I fully intend to be jailed for my beliefs as thats the only sure way to prove I'm right and that I'm free....errrrr...hang on yes thats right if I'm in jail I'm free.
keep strong guys and see you on the inside.
I can't be bothered to signup for an account as I don't add anything to the discussions anyways but you may know me as theabominablephenomenon.
ReplyDeleteI'll just do like I do in every thread and quote some pink floyd and put up a pictures that has nothing to do with anything.
"and the worms ate in to his brain"
http://www.jesseshunting.com/images/plastic_army_men.jpg
I heard menard kicks puppies and has a baby torture chamber under his basement!
ReplyDeleteI demand the facility to start my own thread. The subject matter must be me, and the purpose must be that the ignorant jobless layabouts I fleece out of their state handouts can shower me with praise and continually tell me what a great bloke I really am.
ReplyDeleteHi, it's pleasuredome here.
ReplyDeleteYou all know me as the hero that went to jail. I was told by John Harris and spoony that it would never happen and the courts would accept my "god's love" as payment instead of taking useless fiat debt notes. I still believe them. Some say I was used as a guinea pig to try out their theories, but they are just sheeple. I know different. FOTL really works. Look at what happened to me! Proof that FOTL works!
Hi
ReplyDeleteI'm a freeman and I believe I can redeem my bond and collect over $5 million dollars. Should I do this or should I just carry on charging thickos $250 a pop for my freeman stuff?
Hi, Bob Merde.
ReplyDeleteI find it much easier to charge the thickos $250 a pop rather than do any of this FOTL stuff myself. What the stupid fuckers still haven't twigged is that I never contravene any statutes myself, but they still worship me even when they have been thrown into jail due to following this bollocks. My advice is don't get your hands dirty, just take their money.
Thanks for you advice, Robert. Can I trouble you further about something else? This
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8AF6OQUaIw
is incredibly stupid, but is just the sort of thing my thickos would like. I can't see how it wouldn't fall on its arse in double quick time. Have your utilities disconnected you or did you pay your utility bills out of your thicko funds?
i watched that video and is that bloke, who's name escapes me, really saying you can pay your ................ sorry i was just drifting off at the stupidity of it all. Something about berries and jam and free electricity from hydro, mmmmm berries grow on trees, where do hydro dams grow and where do telephone cables grow? I know that money grows on trees but i've never heard of .................. drunk..............hat..............dvd's for ............sale..............please..........i'm not...............daft..............i'm a deep...........thinker....pure in heart................honourable in contract and trustworthy in action.......................post dvd'd within 24 hours of debt notes arriving.............cash only..............banks are evil............tell.........taxman and my benefits.............cut......
ReplyDeleteWell to be honest, Bob Merde I do pay my utilities. Like a fool, I once let it slip on the Icke forum that the rental contract I have regarding my hovel states that utilities are included in the rent. But I think the proles missed that luckily.
ReplyDeleteAs I have already said, I don't do this stuff personally. I just sell the dream to those that are stupid enough to be sucked in to it. I mean, if I didn't take their money, some other lowlife just like me would.
This blog is freeman moderated, any negativity I dont like will be deleated
ReplyDeletethe rental contract I have regarding my hovel states that utilities are included in the rent.
ReplyDeleteWow, all that electricity at no extra cost. No problem contracting into that. You could grow a roomful of weed.
Let me tell you about a ruse I have to enhance my thicko earnings. As freemen, we know the importance of a wet signature. All freemen will wish to contract into something from time to time. For instance, I myself have long contracted into welfare payments (No, I haven't told them about my thicko earnings. If they find out, I'll tell them the money belongs to the Merde Freemen Society and I have no access to it). I'm sure my signature on welfare documents was made with a ballpoint pen. I recently noticed that ballpoint pen signatures neither smear nor smudge, and so I can argue that they are not truly wet!
Imagine the plight the poor freeman if the welfare department contested the wetness of the signature, claimed the the contract was not valid and demanded repayment of all welfare payments. I have devised a solution.
1) Draft some sort of bollocks that I will claim
will retrospectively fix contracts which might have a signature of dubious wetness.
2) Sell my thickos the Merde freeman's fountain
pen ($100 to my thickos, £1 imported from the Far East to me). The pen will have the Merde Freeman Society logo on the top and the legend
"find the answer in your heart" down the side.
The thicko sends off my draft letter, signed in the indisputably wet ink of my fountain pen, thus assuring welfare payments past and present.
Now one or two of my thickos might see that any old fountain pen would do, and that they don't need my expensive one. To get around this, I will sell my pen with the Merde Universal Guarantee of Signature(MUGS), guaranteeing that
I will make good if anything signed with my pen fails through lack of signature wetness.
What do you think? Is it a runner?
brilliant mate, can you order me 10 pens please
ReplyDeleteThanks, bones. I smoked one helluva lot of weed to come up with that idea. Pens ordered.
ReplyDeleteHi, Bob Merde.
ReplyDeleteI love the fountain pen idea. Can I offer two suggestions? First: red ink. It represents blood, you see. These retards constantly chant "the flesh lives, the blood flows" because it makes them feel intelligent whereas you and I both know they're all fuckwits. But if you tell them that red is essential, as it symbolises blood, more of the idiots will be tricked into parting with their money because they will really believe the pen has magical powers. Second: You should consider manufacturing $100 stamps with your mug on them. (Cost to you about 100 stamps for one dollar) These could be affixed to any correspondence the proles write and they can sign in red ink accross them. I can guarantee that telling the thickos to write accross a stamp at a forty five degree angle really does convince them that this bollocks is genuine. You could even sell Freeman Protractors at $50 a pop, you could claim it's essential to get that forty five degree angle exactly right.
I see bones has already ordered ten. He's such a thick cunt I would send him five and invoice him for twenty, he'll never notice.
Thanks for the feedback, Rob. Some great ideas in there. I see that bastard Menard is currently offering a 10% discount on his freeman shit. I intend to blow him out of the water with a keenly priced freeman shit, fountain pen, red ink, stamps and protractor Christmas bundle offer.
ReplyDeleteThere is some bloke called rob over at ickes mad house crying like a bitch because some bad boys are laughing at him. It looks like some arse has taken him at his word and went to court for not paying his council tax, his freeman bullshit failed and it's all on film, now the little fucker is crying like a big jessie. When the freeman who went to court goes to prison expect some more bitching and squirming from rob dullard, the man who sells the information that doesn't work.
ReplyDeleteDoes the protractor come with instructions for freemen?
ReplyDeleteDoes the protractor come with instructions for freemen?
ReplyDeleteOf course.
Yikes, my rivals for 'the stupid dollar' are developing a board game. What's taking them so long? Surely every square says "Go To Jail".
http://forum.worldfreemansociety.org/viewtopic.php?f=197&t=7617&start=10
why are my posts being deleted it's worse than the icke site round here
ReplyDeletecan i say i'm not a person or per-son meaning one for every male child i have therefore i can't be my own son unless i'm god but i'n not so i'm not a person. I am not human i am inhuman or in -human, mr lover lover, i'm in you,i'm in you, Frank Zappa was a freeman on the land ? As a freeman my dinahamoe hums and am well used to making cosmic debris with the pay and obey crowd and with all my experience of trudging across the tundra i'm extra qualified to be a fmotl
ReplyDeleteif you are banned from Ickes then what was your log on?
ReplyDeletei cant believe anyone banned from Ickes would post anything derogatory on here
I have reason to believe that moral cowardice is the strong point of this blog.
ReplyDeleteMoral cowardice?
ReplyDeleteIts about discussing freeman on the land, do you have anything to add?
I have,
ReplyDeletewhat do you get if you ask a freeman on the land for proof that it works on the icke site or at the world freeman society?
Banned.